This T-shirt speaks to the exhausted, laughing parent who knows that chaos and cuddles coexist. Soft, garment-dyed cotton feels lived-in from the first wear, like a favorite tee pulled on after a long day of wrangling tiny humans. The shirt’s relaxed, heavyweight fabric hangs comfortably through spills and playtime, while the sarcastic, “heathen child” message lets you wear your parenting scars with a grin. Slip it on for school runs, playground stakeouts, or late-night pizza runs—this tee blends durability with a wink, the kind of piece that keeps you comfortable and honest when parenting gets gloriously, messily real.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a worn-in look and soft texture
- Heavyweight, relaxed fit that withstands daily wear
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit with no side seams for lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk and available in multiple colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean